Lindsay Lohan Murder-Suicide Threats –”I’ll Kill Samantha’s New Girlfriend!”
Has Lindsay Lohan finally given up the bottle only to start smoking crack? Surely, that’s the only reasonable explanation for why the Mean Girls star is skipping around Hollywood threatening to kill herself and any woman she catches licking the labia of her former lady love, Samantha Ronson.
Lindsay publicly poked fun at her tough split with SamRo in a video parody with FunnyOrDie.com earlier this week, but the actress has taken a homicidal turn for the worse after learning that the DJ has started dating a LiLo look-alike named Cindy, if a new tabloid report is to be believed.
Star Magazine writes: Lindsay has even warned a friend, “If I ever saw her with another girl, I would kill the girl, then I’d killl myself.”
Can you say cuckoo? Sounds like Lindsay’s gone off the deep end. We suggest a straitjacket and “I Love Me” classes.
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On April 16th 2009, Charley Kane wrote:
I think Lohan and Hulk Hogan both need to see a therapist. Not together though- they’d probably tag-team the poor bastard.