Lindsay Lohan wants to share her legendary “firecrotch” with Olympic golden boy Michael Phelps. Too bad the 23-year-old eight-time gold medalist already has a girlfriend.

Rumors of the almost-lesbian’s fascination with Phelps first surfaced earlier this week when NBC entertainment reporter Billy Bush showed Michael’s mother, Debbie Phelps, a text message from Lindsay Lohan, which read: Michael is “fucking amazing and I want to meet him!”

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