Lindsay Lohan’s next movie is headed to the only place worse than straight-to-DVD. Straight-to-cable.

Fans waiting to see Lindsay Lohan’s next feature won’t even have to leave the sofa. The struggling actress’ new film, Labor Pains, will not be released in theaters, according to a new report. Instead, the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July, Nu Image/Millennium Films confirmed on Wednesday. The premiere will be followed by a DVD release in August.

In the movie, which was shot in Los Angeles last summer, Lindsay plays a young secretary who fakes being pregnant to save herself from the employment line.

(Maybe she could try that in real life?)

Millennium Films does expect Labor Pains to open in theaters internationally, although no release date is available at this time.