Hollywood snitches are reporting that Lindsay Lohan nearly incited a riot on Friday night will partying at the city’s upscale Les Deux Nightclub-the European lounge is the “It” place in the hills of Hollywood when it comes time to “Thank God It’s Friday.”

Lindsay spent twenty minutes in the club bathroom-an action that resulted in a long line of party girls ready to go potty. Their calm shouts of “Get the fuck out, Firecrotch” didn’t do much to prompt LiLo, who emerged from the Little Girl’s Room blase-and without an apology….and that’s when all hell broke loose, according to a club source:

“I saw Lindsay walk in and thought she’d come right out but she didn’t, she was in there for like twenty minutes! People started getting mad. Twenty minutes is just unacceptable. You should just go in and out because you know people are waiting. But not Lindsay.”

“These girls got so mad they started kicking the door and yelling nasty names at her like ‘Bitch’ and ‘Slut,’ but Lindsay still did not come out. So selfish!”

“Which one of you said ‘Fuck You?’ That is just not OK!’” (Whoa! Great comeback, Lind.)

The tattling witness describes Lindsay as “like an eighth grader fighting back, when she should have let it go and moved on.”

They laughed-she turned red. A girl screamed “Firecrotch!” and Lindsay got visibly upset. “Fuck you, bitches,” she retorted and ran downstairs. Lindsay was more fun when she was a drunk.

This bit of LiLo News comes right on the heels of the gossip buzz that the actress has ditched Scott Storch in favor of the thirty-three year old boy-man behind Girls Gone Wild-Joe Francis.