In case you were wondering how actress Lindsay Lohan–who admittedly hasn’t appeared in a film in the past two years–purchased the $100,000 Maserati she banged up in Hollywood last week, here’s a surprise, she didn’t.

The luxury auto, which incurred approximately $10,000 in damages when La Lohan’s assistant collided with a Suburu last Tuesday night, is actually owned by adult film producer Dennis DeSantis, best known for cinematic gems like Butt Sluts.

Charming….

So how angry was Dennis when he found out that Lindsay, who was once convicted of drunk driving, had been in accident with his Maserati?

According to TMZ.com, the porn king isn’t even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it’s been repaired….