This trick is tap-dancing on my last nerve, and quite frankly, I’m tried of helping to keep the talentless hack’s name on the buzzwire. What do you guys think of issuing a two week ban on Lindsay Lohan posts here on PopCrunch?

And in “Disney Has-Beens Who Should Accept Publicity Where They Can Get It” News, Lindsay Lohan is vehemently denying online reports that she is no longer bumping labias with same sex lover Samantha Ronson after a New Year’s bust-up in M.I.A.

“Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!” the out-of-work former child star in an entry entitled “RUMORS” posted on her MySpace Celebrity Blog Monday evening.

“Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE.”

She signs the post with a happy face and “xoxox Lindsay.”

Thanks for clearing that up, Lindsay! We will all sleep well tonight knowing that Samantha is still assaulting your overworked vagina with multiple sex toys!

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been a commercially viable actress in years. Hell, since she went gay we can’t even get a chuckle-worthy DUI bust out of her anymore. If you ask me, LiLo should be thanking her lucky stars that anyone even bothers writing about her. She’s fodder for a slow news day at best. Newsflash, Doucheburst: Nobody Cares!

Instead of spending hours on Myspace each week pooh-poohing rumors that no one gives a flying Fig Newton about, perhaps the Paparazzi Princess’ down time would be better spent hiring a new agent or brushing up on her stale acting skills, hey maybe even pitching a screenplay to a major studio. Let’s face it, after that ousting from her guest arc on Ugly Betty last year, homegirl could use the extra money.