Damn those Ronsons! Why won’t they just let Linds be great? Our favorite bisexual Mean Girl is airing her crotchless panties on Twitter again. Not literally, of course. The unlucky in love Lindsay Lohan has taken the outbursts of the broken-hearted to social media, where she vented at length on Tuesday morning about The Ronson Clan’s evil plot to keep her away from one true love, celebrity spinner Samantha Ronson.
“I’m in love with her, as she is with me,” LiLo writes of on-again/off-again flame Samantha Ronson. “Her family will cut her off if she contacts me…they hate her brilliance&resent her happiness.”
Throwing e-tantrums — on a public forum, no less — will certainly convince those big bad Ronsons of your sanity, Lindsay. (Insert Eye-Roll Here….)