What with all the nipping, tucking, and injectables available to celebrities these days, it’s little wonder they’re all starting to look the same. But when you’re 25-year-old mega-famous Lindsay Lohan and the people whose job it is to follow your every move actually mistake you for freaky faced 56-year-old Donatella Versace, it might be time to reassess your beauty routine.
Check out this hilarious account of Lilo’s arrival at a New York Fashion Week event last week, as told by NY Mag’s “Fug Girls,” who were also in the house:
“We were still toasting in the glow of Nigel Barker’s hotness when, right before the lights went down, a platinum-and-orange waif in tiny trousers, massive shades, and hypnotically puffy lips burst forth from backstage, hustling to a front-row seat with ruthless efficiency (and several security guards). For one glorious, confusing moment, we â€” and, we later learned, everyone in the rows around us â€” thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace. Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan.”
Oh! In other Lohan news, Lindsay wants us all to know that her 17-year-old sister, Ali, hasn’t had plastic surgery. (Despite the recent outrage across the Interwebs over the teenage model’s new look: Skin & Bones…) Yep, because with a face like that we’re sure LiLo is the expert on natural beauty.