Levi Johnston Playgirl Pictures Expected By Month’s End; No Full Frontal Nudity

Put your Rabbits away, ladies: Johnston’s johnson is staying under wraps. Fans of Levi Johnston will have a little something extra to be thankful for at the end of November, the former Palin in-law’s Playgirl photos will begin hitting the Interwebs by month’s end — minus one mayjah part of the Alaskan’s anatomy.
Levi Johnston Playgirl Spread Coming By Month's End; No Full Frontal

Gawker has uncovered some of the salacious details surrounding Levi’s shoot with the gay male-interest mag last week. While Playgirl managed to get the 19-year-old father of one naked with a hockey stick for a series of saucy snaps, the shoot won’t feature any peen.

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Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio has released a statement blaming Levi’s manager Tank Jones for the misunderstanding: “He did not give ‘full-frontal’ as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.”

“Right before the end of this month we’ll start releasing the pics,” Nardicio (deemed, “The Willy Wonka of Gay New York” by The Village Voice) said Monday.

Sarah Palin mocked Levi’s “porn” spread on The Oprah Winfrey Show Monday, saying she’s “praying” for her daughter’s high school sweetheart and the father of her infant grandson, Tripp.

“I hear he goes by the name Ricky Hollywood now. So if that’s the case, we don’t want to mess up his gig he’s got going,” Palin cracked.

Levi reportedly earned more than $100,000 for the shoot.

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