Comments on: Laura McLaughlin Pete Doherty Baby; Pete Doherty Gets Virgin Pregnant

By: More Stories from 'Lola'

More Stories from 'Lola' — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:42:22 +0000

Following on from the fact that ‘Lola’ clearly lied through her teeth in highschool we too believe that your yearbook is correct!
BECAUSE:

We attended Stirling University (not Harvard) with her in first year where she concocted many a lie! She told us that the reason why she had fallen out with her friends was because they did not believe or support her when she claimed to have been raped (for a 4th time) on a girly holiday! And gave her little help when going through the court case!

When she was supposedly meant to be attending Harvard University we had her mum call and say she was missing in London…. to my recolection Harvard is not in England!

She writes comments to herslf on Myspace, notice that all the ‘friends’ that call her Lola have a private profile, this is mainly due to the fact that the majority are her!

Also about the virgin thing. She told us in first year that she was a virgin, then changed her mind half way through.And told us recently that she was seeing a doctor called Kieran, who funnily enough has a private profile on her myspace page. He was teaching her ‘all she needed to know’ about sex!!!! this was before she allegedly ‘met’ Pete…. *cough* *cough* liar *cough* *cough*…….We never met or spoke to him and this led her own mum to ask ‘do you think he’s REAL?!?!?!’

After first year she left and lead us all to believe that she was becoming a model (ha ha ha) and flying over to the Maldives for a photoshoot.. where we could all join her.. funnily enough the tickets did not materialise and she lost her phone!!!!

has she had a boob job???? yet another story we were told!

Also, having been quick enough to tell us that Russell Brand bought her a drink in London, y would she not have mentioned meeting Pete Doherty over a year ago!!!

Finally… there is a thing called the morning after pill… surely a straight A student attending Harvard University would know that a split condom can equal getting pregnant!

We found this story absolutely hilarious as well!!! Cannot believe she has gone this far, but actualy what will she do… stuff a pillow up her top!!!!!

By: Funniest story in the world EVER!

Funniest story in the world EVER! — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:35:11 +0000

This story is absolutely hilarious! firstly she is not alex ferguson’s goddaughter she’s never even met him, she is NOT straight A student so theres no way in hell she has a place in harvard! multi million pound business yeh ok whatever if you want to call it that! was seen during the time she was supposed to be in hospital in london another lie just wants people to feel sorry for her all the time! also “we met through mutual friends” aye right mate you have no pals since you began stealing from them! which is why its hilarious she’s said pals call her lola! is so NOT a virgin has claimed rape 3 times during school she needs serious psychological help! totally pity the girl you think she could have at least washed her hair for the photoshoot! she should have done her research on pete or should i say “peter” i mean dirty dancing come on?! no doubt in couple of months she’ll say she has had a miscarriage or some other made up concoction of events, more likely to be pregnant to some random theres like a 0.000001% chance thats shes even been near pete doherty! have to say this stroy has entertained us all greatly so for that we say thank you but seriously go check yourself into an enclosed envirnonment after all you did get voted most likely to end up in a padded cell in our yearbook!!!!

By: Ok?

Ok? — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:44:15 +0000

Pregnant in October and due in June? Due 8 months after sex??? Mmmmmmm yes that sounds authentic. Don’t humans usually carry for 9 calender months (10 4 week months??) Now I ain’t say she no gold digger…. Cause Pete’s always broke but did she sell this story by any chance? If you turn her around are her pants on fire??