Laura McLaughlin Pete Doherty Baby; Pete Doherty Gets Virgin Pregnant
Pete Doherty has produced a crackbaby. Twenty year old college student Laura McLaughlin claims she is three months pregnant by Kate Moss’ heroin-addicted ex. She will give birth in June. Laura, who was once bound for the Harvard University School of Law, says she’s certain she was sperminated by Pete because he is the only man she’s ever been with. (Talk about a waste of virginity.)
“The baby is Peter’s. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex. He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone,” the young woman tells NOTW.
A rep for Pete says the rocker “has no idea” who Ms. McLaughlin is.
“I met Peter through mutual friends about a year ago,” Laura tells the tabloid. He has always been overly tactile with me, kissing my neck and inviting me home with him.”
“He did not know I was a virgin, and I certainly didn’t tell him. I think he just thought I was an inexperienced lover and he told me ‘purity’ was a real turn-on for him.”
“He was a very laid-back lover and very gentle with me. He wasn’t into anything kinky or strenuous and that suited me down to the ground seeing as it was my first time having sex.”
“But our weekend together wasn’t just about sex. We cuddled up to watch the movie Dirty Dancing together and we had many deep and meaningful conversations. It felt like Peter was my boyfriend.
“He told me he liked me because I was intelligent and straightforward as well as sweet and innocent. He said I was the opposite of Kate Moss. He led me to believe when we parted on the Sunday night, things weren’t going to end there. But they did.”
Two days after Christmas, Laura informed Pete of her pregnancy by phone. She says his first words were: “And you think it’s mine?”
“His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn’t. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?’ the next minute he’s saying, ‘You deal with it’.”
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On January 20th 2008, Ok? wrote:
Pregnant in October and due in June? Due 8 months after sex??? Mmmmmmm yes that sounds authentic. Don’t humans usually carry for 9 calender months (10 4 week months??) Now I ain’t say she no gold digger…. Cause Pete’s always broke but did she sell this story by any chance? If you turn her around are her pants on fire??
On January 22nd 2008, Funniest story in the world EVER! wrote:
This story is absolutely hilarious! firstly she is not alex ferguson’s goddaughter she’s never even met him, she is NOT straight A student so theres no way in hell she has a place in harvard! multi million pound business yeh ok whatever if you want to call it that! was seen during the time she was supposed to be in hospital in london another lie just wants people to feel sorry for her all the time! also “we met through mutual friends” aye right mate you have no pals since you began stealing from them! which is why its hilarious she’s said pals call her lola! is so NOT a virgin has claimed rape 3 times during school she needs serious psychological help! totally pity the girl you think she could have at least washed her hair for the photoshoot! she should have done her research on pete or should i say “peter” i mean dirty dancing come on?! no doubt in couple of months she’ll say she has had a miscarriage or some other made up concoction of events, more likely to be pregnant to some random theres like a 0.000001% chance thats shes even been near pete doherty! have to say this stroy has entertained us all greatly so for that we say thank you but seriously go check yourself into an enclosed envirnonment after all you did get voted most likely to end up in a padded cell in our yearbook!!!!
On January 23rd 2008, More Stories from 'Lola' wrote:
Following on from the fact that ‘Lola’ clearly lied through her teeth in highschool we too believe that your yearbook is correct!
BECAUSE:
We attended Stirling University (not Harvard) with her in first year where she concocted many a lie! She told us that the reason why she had fallen out with her friends was because they did not believe or support her when she claimed to have been raped (for a 4th time) on a girly holiday! And gave her little help when going through the court case!
When she was supposedly meant to be attending Harvard University we had her mum call and say she was missing in London…. to my recolection Harvard is not in England!
She writes comments to herslf on Myspace, notice that all the ‘friends’ that call her Lola have a private profile, this is mainly due to the fact that the majority are her!
Also about the virgin thing. She told us in first year that she was a virgin, then changed her mind half way through.And told us recently that she was seeing a doctor called Kieran, who funnily enough has a private profile on her myspace page. He was teaching her ‘all she needed to know’ about sex!!!! this was before she allegedly ‘met’ Pete…. *cough* *cough* liar *cough* *cough*…….We never met or spoke to him and this led her own mum to ask ‘do you think he’s REAL?!?!?!’
After first year she left and lead us all to believe that she was becoming a model (ha ha ha) and flying over to the Maldives for a photoshoot.. where we could all join her.. funnily enough the tickets did not materialise and she lost her phone!!!!
has she had a boob job???? yet another story we were told!
Also, having been quick enough to tell us that Russell Brand bought her a drink in London, y would she not have mentioned meeting Pete Doherty over a year ago!!!
Finally… there is a thing called the morning after pill… surely a straight A student attending Harvard University would know that a split condom can equal getting pregnant!
We found this story absolutely hilarious as well!!! Cannot believe she has gone this far, but actualy what will she do… stuff a pillow up her top!!!!!