Pete Doherty has produced a crackbaby. Twenty year old college student Laura McLaughlin claims she is three months pregnant by Kate Moss’ heroin-addicted ex. She will give birth in June. Laura, who was once bound for the Harvard University School of Law, says she’s certain she was sperminated by Pete because he is the only man she’s ever been with. (Talk about a waste of virginity.)
“The baby is Peter’s. There is no doubt about that. I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex. He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out shortly after Christmas. We are only in contact by phone,” the young woman tells NOTW.
A rep for Pete says the rocker “has no idea” who Ms. McLaughlin is.
“I met Peter through mutual friends about a year ago,” Laura tells the tabloid. He has always been overly tactile with me, kissing my neck and inviting me home with him.”
“He did not know I was a virgin, and I certainly didn’t tell him. I think he just thought I was an inexperienced lover and he told me ‘purity’ was a real turn-on for him.”
“He was a very laid-back lover and very gentle with me. He wasn’t into anything kinky or strenuous and that suited me down to the ground seeing as it was my first time having sex.”
“But our weekend together wasn’t just about sex. We cuddled up to watch the movie Dirty Dancing together and we had many deep and meaningful conversations. It felt like Peter was my boyfriend.
“He told me he liked me because I was intelligent and straightforward as well as sweet and innocent. He said I was the opposite of Kate Moss. He led me to believe when we parted on the Sunday night, things weren’t going to end there. But they did.”
Two days after Christmas, Laura informed Pete of her pregnancy by phone. She says his first words were: “And you think it’s mine?”
“His apathy has been traumatic for me. I wanted the baby to be as big a deal to him as it was to me. But it wasn’t. One minute he is excited and telling me, ‘How good-looking is our baby going to be?’ the next minute he’s saying, ‘You deal with it’.”