With Anna Nicole Smith’s little moneymaker, Dannielynn, secured tightly in his grasp, thirty-four year old closet case Larry Birkhead has fingered Britney Spears’ millions as his Most Desired New Beard. The blonde has a crush on the bald pop star and has been going out of his way to be set up with her.

An In Touch Weekly reports claims: “Either be a match made in heaven or the biggest disaster since the Titanic, but according to an insider, Larry Birkhead has a crush on Britney Spears.”

“I think Britney is sexy,” a Larry mole tells In Touch of the photographer’s interest in Spears. “Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days.”

“Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together, just like the Brady Bunch,” his pal says. “He’s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney.”