After being spotted making out with twenty-one year old Ashley Olsen in New York City last week, family members of thirty-six year old Lance Armstrong are coming cleaning about what prompted the May/December romance-Publicity.

“He misses the spotlight now that he’s not competing,” a mole tells celebrity snitch Ted Casablanca.

“His charitable contributions and inspirational speaking go mostly unnoticed.”

“He doesn’t handle loneliness well, so he overcompensates and makes poor decisions sometimes. Lance was used to a certain public lifestyle with Sheryl.”

Ashley and Lance were seen snuggling up to father-of-three Lance, 36, at Manhattan’s Rose Bar.

“They came together with a group of friends,” says an onlooker. “Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2am.”

“He was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date.”