Lady Gaga Sex Doll: “Lady Gag Gag”

From the makers of “The Beyonce Love Doll,” “J-Ho,” and “Lindsay Lohan Fully Loaded” comes the perfect gift for obsessed and undersexed “PokerFace” fans everywhere — The Inflatable Gaga.

Well this certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase: “I Wanna Take A Ride On Your Disco Stick!”

This flithy little pop tart comes complete with three orifices for filling and features a side-splitting tagline that’s sure to reasonate with fans: “Everybody’s going goo-goo for Gag Gag! She’s a sweet catholic schoolgirl who became a whore packing a little something more! Meet Lady Gag Gag, the deep-throat drag queen who’ll suck the chrome off a disco ball faster than you can say Just Dance!”

Pipedream Products are producing the Gaga sex toy as part of its Super Star Series, the best-selling line of blow-up dolls on the marker. Manufacturers expect the tantilizing Lady Gag Gag to be one of the XXX-rated world’s biggest sellers of the year.

“When it comes to gag factor, Lady Gag Gag’s got it,” says Kevin Johnson, Marketing Manager of Pipedream Products. “We’ve found that more and more people who have no intention of using them for sex are buying these types of items as gag gifts or collectables. Lady Gag Gag, like all the dolls in our Super Star Series, is the perfect item for retailers to stock up on and beef up your sales this summer,” Johnson adds. “This is going to be one of those boxes people are going to collect and display proudly for friends to come over and talk about. We definitely recommend everyone stock up because she is going to sell out fast!”

Wacky wardrobe sold separately.


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