Woe Is Me, Starring Kristen: While millions of Twihards would give a kidney to share the silver screen with the freakishly-hairy Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart just isn’t that into the notriety that comes as a byproduct of starring in one of Hollywood’s hottest film franchises.

“I go outside, and I’m wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, ‘What’s wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush,’” the 19-year-old actress reveals in Allure’s November issue, on newsstands Oct. 20. “I’m like, ‘Don’t you get it? I’m not that girl! I never was that girl. It’s not like I was really clean-cut last year.’”

But no matter how Kristen approaches fame, tabloids and paparazzi are an ever-present annoyance. The too cool for school takes her traditional nonchalant stance when dealing with media: “I want to call their parents and say, ‘Do you know what your child does for a living?’ They need to learn some manners…”

The Twilight Saga: New Moon, starring Kristen Stewart, opens in theaters Nov. 20.