If you’ve ever wanted your lips to look like Jessica Simpson’s (minus any collagen you may require), you can go bid on this eBay auction and get – no joke – 100 lip glosses, all in the color “cremesicle”. I guess if you really like the color and live to be well into your 90s you might actually make use of it all. Or maybe you can start your own version of Avon and sell them door to door.

One can only assume that Cremesicle bombed in a big way when it hit shelves.