Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculously Excessive Crystal-Studded Wedding Invites

If you haven’t checked your mail today, run quick — you may have missed an invitation to the upcoming Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding.

People reports it arrived in its own box and is adorned with hundreds of jet black hematite crystals. There’s lots of fancy script announcing the couple’s names and the date — August 20th — as well as stating the affair will be black-tie (you have to tell rich people that or they show up in wifebeaters and flipflops).

The little easel-ready piece of art was designed by “invitationers” Lehr & Black. According to the client list on its site, L&B has also worked with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, and probably a few other couples who didn’t wind up getting divorced later on.

The upcoming Kardashian/Humphries wedding will reportedly cost upwards of $10-20 million and of course be televised on the Famewhore Network E! channel, home of the insipid “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

Kim has said she wants to out-do the recent royal wedding, so does that mean she’s also asked guests to donate money to charity in lieu of gifts as William and Kate did? Don’t be silly. That would be classy and tasteful!

So if you’d like to buy the happy couple a present, you’re welcome to get one of the items on their super-pricey registry. How about some Hermes dinnerware? Plates cost about $100, cereal bowls are $155 and cups and saucers are $225 per set. They’re asking for 18 of each.

Because, you know, it’s so hard for a multi-millionaire couple just starting out.