Kim Kardashian Flour-Bombed at West Hollywood Fragrance Launch

Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past 24 hours, you’ve probably heard that an unidentified woman poured a bag of white powder all over Kim Kardashian during a charity event in West Hollywood on Thursday night.

…Try to contain yourselves!

The confrontation occurred as the reality superstar was promoting the release of her new fragrance, True Reflection, at the London Hotel overnight. Shortly after the soon-to-be divorcee arrived on the red carpet, a young woman strutted up to her and threw a bag of flour.

“This is for the animals, you fur-head,” the culprit screamed.

“That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me,” an eerily chipper Kim told E! News shortly after the incident. “Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.”

Paramedics were called, but Kim walked away unscathed — save for the bruised ego, of course.

The buxom socialite declined to press charges against the mystery woman who was restrained and subsequently released by hotel security.

If only the rest of her family was as forgiving.

The Kardashian Klan spent the reminder of the night venting about the injustice on Twitter.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians matriarch Kris Jenner:

“If anybody comes at me with something, call security.”

Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian chimed in with:

“I wish I was with my sister tonight. I bet you that woman wouldn’t have dared tried a thing…What a low blow to flour bomb someone. You care that much?”

Big sis Kourtney Kardashian added:

“Classy to flour bomb my sister at her charity event helping women. I wonder if they would have dared thrown the flour at my hormonal and pregnant self! That’s my sis!…Kim was a true professional with her reaction. She’s a better person then me. I would chased her myself and beat her…”

Kim got cleaned up and returned the red carpet about 10 minutes later, flour-free.

A similar incident involving flour occurred in New York City last December: Kim’s friend and recurring guest on Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Jonathan Cheban, was flour-bombed by an apparent fan of the star’s estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries.