Never let it be said that Kevin Federline isn’t all about his kids. And when we say “all about his kids,” we mean “all about himself.”

Federline has reportedly made this oh-so-generous offer to his soon to be ex-wife in their custody battle over their two sons: fifty million bucks and they’re all yours, honey. (We’re pretty sure he would still love them and stuff. Pretty sure. Actually, maybe they should write that into the custody agreement. Better to get things like that in writing so when the kids are referred to counselors, it’ll make things a bit more clear.)

Fifty million dollars is a lot, to be certain. But we urge Britney not be too hasty in her refusal of this offer. Does she want money in the bank or does she want to make sure her sons never show up wearing tiny little wife beaters? Does she want to maintain her wealth or does she want those two little precious angels hygienically healthy? Is the money really all that important when parting with it assures your kids won’t be forced to watch their father perform at their elementary school talent show? These are questions that she must seriously consider.

Our advice?

Offer him fifty boxes of Twinkies and a roll of quarters. We think he’d take that.