Kevin Federline, Joel Madden, Cisco Adler ‘I’m With Her’ Vanity Fair Magazine September 2007
Some of Hollywood’s hottest man candy is featured in ‘I’m With Her,’ an expose on serial starlet daters featured in the September 2007 issue of Vanity Fair. The Madden Twins, Kevin Federline, and Cisco Adler, the big-balled ex of Mischa Barton and Kimberly Stewart, are chronicled in the article.
Cisco Says:
“I’m not some serial star-dater,” he protests. “Mischa’s the most beautiful girl on the planet. Sometimes I would wake up and see her on the pillow next to me and be like, Oooh, there she is …
“It wasn’t us that broke us up, it was all the other shit…”
Cisco says, “Look, they’re young, these girls, and they’re thrown this bucket of shit, and it makes them act kind of weird. If they were all locked in a room together they’d come out the best of friends.”
“Really?” I ask.
“Well maybe,” he says, “if they lived.”
It isn’t easy being a boyfriend of one of these much-sought-after starlets, Cisco says. “There’s no privacy. We were literally running away from paparazzi. They would camp outside my house.” When he’d finally had enough, he ended it, he says. “My dog died of pet-food poisoning, I broke up with my girlfriend, and this picture of my balls turns up on the Internet—that was the cherry on top.” Or maybe cherries.
He wistfully admits he misses Mischa. “I used to be a horrible cheater; in this last relationship I didn’t cheat once, I changed. Sometimes I used to cheat and go back and make love with my girlfriend on the same day! I used to get off on that. I used to think I was so dope.”
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