Former cocktail waitress Kelly Clarkson better stick to her day job. The Original American Idol was a clumsy mess after being invited to tend bar at the Cha Cha Lounge in Seattle.

The National Enquirer claims:

Kelly was “popping a few at Seattle’s Cha Cha Lounge, she told bartenders that before winning “American Idol,” she’d made ends meet working as a barmaid in Texas – so they invited her to pop behind the bar for old times’ sake. Moments later, eyeballs rolled as Klumsy Kelly spilled booze everywhere – and couldn’t even mix simple cocktails like Sex on the Beach. Kelly konfessed: “I can’t remember a thing! Lucky I don’t have to make a living doing this anymore!” Ducking back under the bar, she plopped back onto her barstool and giggled: “I prefer sitting on this side of the bar.”