Kate Upton Wishes Her Boobs Were Clip-Ons

Kate Upton’s bustline helped her land the cover of Sports Illustrated, made her the apple of men’s eye and the envy of less amply-endowed women. Pretty impressive feat for a pair of jugs. But, let the blonde tell it, lugging around those 34Ds all day is no trip to Disneyland, Sister!

If only racks came as clip-ons.

Kate opened up about her body image woes (we all have them) in a chat with Britain’s The Sun. The curvaceous cat walker — who’s been criticized in the model world for her hourglass frame — has even toyed with the idea of getting a *whispers* breast reduction.

We can already hear the blood-curdling screams of menfolk across the globe. Don’t shoot the messenger, people.

“I wish I had smaller boobs everyday of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up. If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons…but the grass is always greener, as they say!”

Kate will make her serious big screen debut in the upcoming comedy The Other Woman. She’ll play a woman who plots revenge on a cheating ex.

Kate, 21, appears alongside Hollywood vet Cameron Diaz — and if Upton had her way, she’d quickly trade bodies with the lean and toned fortysomething. We can’t say we blame her. After all, Cameron can flip a tire

“In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure.”

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