Kate Gosselin Looking For A Guy Like “Jeff Goldblum Or David Hasselhoff”

On Wednesday, Life & Style Weekly published a scoop which claimed that its been more than a year since cranky Kate Gosselin’s had her corn shucked (Use your imagination….) by a member of the opposite sex. Proving that desperate times call for desperate measures, Kate’s reportedly resorted to scraping the bottom of the barrel in her search for steady lovin’ — and she’s already got her eyes set on a pair of Hollywood staples: David Hasselhoff and Jeff Goldblum.

The D-level Octomom’s developed a greater interest in showbusiness and acting during the weeks she spent in Hollywood training for her deflated Dancing With The Stars dreams. She’s now convinced that dating a notable male celebrity is just the boost she needs to achieve the brand of stardom she craves.

A Gosselin gossip spills to PopEater’s Naughty or Nice Column: “Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea. When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she’s not yet ready to date a George Clooney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff.”