For those who care: Former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche — one-third of the sandwich featured in the McSteamy/Noxzema Tits Threesome Tape — claims her former roommate, coked-up country star Mindy McCready, hijacked her hard drive and sold the explosive tape after the one-time Celebrity Rehab castmates sparred over money.

“Although the participants are nude, the tape is not a ’sex tape.’ It is a private tape made for only my clients’ personal use, and nobody has the right to exploit it. If anyone exploits the tape, they will be violating my clients’ rights and will be exposed to significant liability,” Martin Singer, attorney for Dane and Gayheart, said in a statement late Monday.