K-Fed Becomes a Fast Food Fryer

More word is emerging on Kev Fed’s Superbowl debut in an ad campaign by Nationwide Insurance.
In the commercial, Fed-EX appears in a rap video featuring the girls-and-money clichés, only to be snapped back to reality: He’s actually daydreaming aa the fryer at a fast-food restaurant – emphasizing Nationwide’s slogan, “Life comes at you fast.”
Talk about life imitating art. After Fed-Ex speeds through his divorce settlement, five bucks says he’ll be beginning an illustrious career as a McDonald’s bathroom attendant.
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On January 17th 2007, Katcat wrote:
I am soo incredibely offended by this. Britney is denied the chance to redeem herself by being a guest at the Superbowl halftime show but they want, what I hear, is a list including Janet reno and The Predator? What kind of crap are the trying to pull here. I have a presonal vested interest in watching the Superbowl but, at this rate, I might just have to pray for a win from what i hope will be my home team and just read a book that day. I think the half-time event is just getting worse every year.
On January 18th 2007, Candice wrote:
So, exactly how much is he receiving for all this?
On January 22nd 2007, Amy wrote:
Or not. Kevin may just come up smelling like roses after the crap his ex has done these past few months. Almost thinking HE should get the kids, and that thought alone should earn him an easy few million.