Justin Bieber Sweet 16 Potentially Life-Threatening

Hey Teeners, Justin Bieber’s big Sweet 16 bash in Los Angeles comes with one itsy bitsy warning: possible risk of death. The invitation boasts fun-filled activities that include paint ball, basketball, sumo wrestling, and laser tag, but kids aren’t allowed to go unless their parents sign a waiver certifying their understanding that the event could be hazardous to their child’s health.

“I fully understand my/minor’s participation may involve risk or serious injury or death,” reads the waiver, which also states, “I certify that my/minor is in good health and have no physical condition that would prevent participation in the activity.”

Bieber’s birthday celebration kicked off in the City of Angeles on Saturday and will continue with a grand finale on Monday night.