This Just In: Kim Kardashian Is An Annoying Date

Kim Kardashian has royally ticked-off an old dude with a celebrity obsession and some very deep pockets.

Billionaire Australian mogul Richard Lugner paid Kim a hefty $500,000 to be his date for Vienna’s prestigious Opera Ball earlier this week. Mr. Moneybags went home disappointed, however, after the socialite allegedly failed to fulfill her contractual obligation.

During a bizarre photocall at the Lugner City Mall, the businessman was heard complaining that he wasn’t getting what he paid for! The trouble began almost immediately, with Kim and momager Kris heading to a restaurant Vienna to film scenes for Keeping Up with the Kardashians and conveniently ditching Richard.

(Cue crotchety old man…)

Kim, 33, did show up for the ball later that evening, but refused to dance with Lugner. After all, the future Mrs. Kanye West did put her two left feet on display for the merriment of Dancing with the Stars fans a few years back.

The girl knows her shortcomings.

She volunteered Kris for dancing duty instead.

That was the final straw for Richard, who raked Kim over the coals to the press — in full beeyotch mode, might we add.

Ah — all’s fair in the world of high-end escorting.

“Kim is annoying me because she’s not sticking to the program. She’s filming and so she doesn’t want to have me around. The guest should be with me and not anywhere else that is not agreed upon.”

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