Television’s Judge Judy has some tough words for fallen pop idol Britney Spears.

“‘Britney, life is not a dress rehearsal. You only have one chance to go through it. You’ve made two children, you’ve made mistakes. Not irreperable. What you have to do is you have to figure out what you’re going to do with the rest of your life. You have to start out by being as responsible as you can. No drinking, no drugs, no parties,’” she says. “‘You have to educate yourself to be a whole human being. So get smart baby, because you’re 25 and a quarter of it, if you live to be 100, is over!’”

As for Kevin, the Judge says: “Maybe he’ll actually shape up!” she says. “Figure out how to put his hat on his head — frontways instead of sideways or backwards. Maybe he’ll even get a job that’s responsible so his children can see that he goes to work. And it certainly would seem to me that it would behoove him not to at least leave people with the impression that this is a money thing for him so that he can get a free ride off somebody else’s talent and finances. He’s a man, he’s the hunter. He should be out there hunting!”