British glamour model Jordan Price is planning to sell her recently removed 32G breast implants for $2 million-with ten percent of the proceeds going to charity, of course. The Brit, now a slightly more modest 32F, admitted being fixated with plastic surgery in this week’s edition of OK! UK: all while sporting a newly structure nose and veneers.

“My words to the doctor beforehand were: ‘I want to go a lot smaller. More pert. More stuck-on looking. But I still want people to think I’ve got big boobs. I’m really disappointed. In fact I’m going back to the States to get them re-done.”

“They look fine in bra but they hang too low when I’m standing up and it’s really bad when I’m lying down. There’s about a four inch gap. I’ve had three boob jobs done before and I’ve seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they’re not right. I’ve also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there’s excess skin so the doctor either hasn’t filled the skin up enough or he hasn’t removed enough skin.”

And of her breast implant auction, Jordan says:

‘I’m still going to sell them for $2 million, 10 percent to charity,’ Jordan says. ‘When people come round I’m like, “Look at these,” and I throw them on the table. All my friends have out them in their bra to see what they feel like.’