Jonas Brothers Virginity Contest $10,000: “Jump A Jonas” 104.5 WSNX-FM

Pop a Jonas Brother and walk away with $10,000.
A radio station in Grand Rapids, Michigan has launched a contest to deflower the virginal Jonas Brothers. The first person who can prove they have had consensual sex with Kevin or Joe Jonas (sixteen-year-old Nick Jonas is not eligible because he is underage) will win a $10,000 grand prize as part of the Jump A Jonas competition.
Grand Rapids’ 104.5 WSNX-FM is sponsoring the V-Card Hunt.
They will require two forms of proof of the sex, one of which must be a videotape.
The boys talk a lot about purity and living a lifestyle free of temptation and while that is an excellent way to live your life, we wanted to know if everyone had their level of self-control. That is why we are offering a $10,000 bounty to the person that can “jump a Jonas” and prove it. If you are able to legally bed down either of the two Jonas Brothers who are of legal age to do so and are able to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you did the deed, you can collect the $10,000 bounty.
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