Either Jon Gosselin has been taking too many sips of the Jesus Juice or the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star thinks he’s the new Paris Hilton.

The reality starring Octodad is hoping to clock some cash to feed his brood by keeping an active social calendar filled with public appearances – but you’d better believe Jon’s time don’t come cheap. Gosselin is being laughed at all over Florida this morning after reportedly asking for $10,000-12,000 to appear for one interview on Tampa’s 93.3 FLZ MJ Morning Show.

The radio station reportedly offered Jon first-class airfare, limo service and first-class hotel accommodations, but that wasn’t good enough for a guy facing a divorce and a multimillion lawsuit with TLC

”[Jon’s] name and appearance on your show will instantly draw press … and will be a high point for the show,” Jon’s rep said in a letter to the station, adding that he’s, “quite funny, sharp witted and interesting.”

Really? Because I’ve watched a couple of interviews with this guy and would have had a better time blow-drying my hair.

According to TMZ, the Tampa radio host reportedly “fell out of his chair” when he heard Jon’s demands.