Some people will do anything for a vote. Arizona senator John McClain claims he can’t get enough of Speidi, LC, Audrina, and the rest of the gang on The Hills. The seventy-one year old presidential claimed to be a fan of the MTV reality after receiving an endorsement from Heidi Douchebag’s surgically-altered rack.

McCain tells Time Magazine: “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.”