John Mayer Perez Hilton Twitter Faceoff Over Black Eyed Peas Beating
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John Mayer and Perez Hilton spent Tuesday trading nasty barbs on Twitter after the singer mocked the celebrity blogger following alleged beating at the hands of members and affiliates of the Black Eyed Peas.
Perez claims he was attacked by will.i.am and his entourage at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto on Sunday night. On Monday, the bruised and bloodied blogger uploaded an 11 minute, 42 second video attacking Will and insulting his bandmate Fergie.
(What the hell did Fergie ever do to him?!)
On his Twitter page, John said: “Last year Pink kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene? Perez Hilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.”
PerezHilton: @johncmayerThat’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!
johncmayer: Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face. I also want to train you in an old martial art called ‘Never Call A Black Dude a F*ggot Jitsu’.”
PerezHilton: “Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u. Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!”
johncmayer: “From the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend. It’s like The Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly. Then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you’re not gonna get it. You’re a sweet guy though.”
Perez replied: “I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that’s illegal! Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that’s just me.”
To which John said: “Today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you.”
“I’m not human! I’m a monster! Good night, John Mayer,” Perez fumed.
Mayer responded: “Good night Perez, you dumb shit.”