We’re filing this one under Captain Save-A-Skank. A New York City nightclub owner has swooped down to rescue Lindsay Lohan from her recent fur debacle with a New York City college student. Twenty-two year old Masha Markova has accused LiLo of swiping her $11,000 blonde mink from a Chelsea hotspot in January. John Englebert, owner of New York’s Prime nightclub and Suzie Wong Saki Lounge, has offered to buy Lindsay a new $11,000 blond mink coat and settle the lawsuit against her for walking out of 1 Oak with Masha coat.

“Lindsay has always been a fixture and a party girl in his establishments and [John] does not want her to catch a cold in this frigid start to the summer,” John’s spokesperson says.

“I am offering to take Lindsay on a mink shopping spree with me, to have the coat of her choice. My motto has always been, ‘If the coat fits, buy it.’”