Not even toddlers can escape the wrath of Joan Rivers.

The comedienne-made-of-plastic was left stemming after breakfast at the Intercotinental Hotel in Houston on August 9. Brad Tolar claims Joan, 75, verbally assaulted his 2-year-old son and a hotel employee because the pair’s playful antics didn’t go so well with her bacon and eggs.

“The waitress thought he was adorable and was playing peek-a-boo with him,” Tolar explains in the Aug. 31 issue of Star Magazine.

Joan wasn’t amused, and at one point, “She turned around and screamed at them!”

We think its time for Melissa to consider sticking Joan into a home with the rest of the senile people over 70.