We don’t think Joan Rivers was among the people feeling all warm and fuzzy inside during Brooke Shields’ touching Michael Jackson’s memorial service tribute last month.

Unfortunately, Joan’s lack of emotion can’t be blamed on the fact that after her thousandth facelift her tear ducts are now located in her ears.

The legendary comedienne has branded the ’80s “It Girl” a phony, after accusing Brooke of feigning grief for her late friend just to attract media attention for her own career.

“She was Michael Jackson’s dearest friend,” the attention-lovin’ Joan told paparazzos outside CBS Studios in New York City on Tuesday. “….She hadn’t seen him since 1993.”

“Oh darling, grow up! It’s called ‘face time,’” she added, with a roll of the eye.