Jive Records has pulled the plug on plans for a Britney Spears ‘Blackout’ tour, insiders say. Jive will now toss allotted Blackout Tour money into high-quality music videos for the remainder of the album’s singles. According to celebrity mole Ted Casablanca, “a tour ain’t never gonna happen” following a high-scale production team’s recent trip to Britney’s Malibu mansion-let’s just say they got an eyeful.

Ted insiders report:

Picture it: A most hip ‘n’ glam production crew was set up to begin discussions with Kev’s ex. Dates, times and official big-comeback powwow location confirmed. Then, right before scheduled creative meeting time…ring, ring!

And before the crew could even begin to drop their jaws in absolute disgust meets horror meets total ef you time, they heard yelling and screaming coming from an upstairs window. So, they all looked up. And even though they couldn’t see at whom she was aiming her tirade (Lynne or some poor schmuck from Malibu Wigs, is our guess), they could see Ms. Es clearly feeling something. Best part? The expletive-filled rantfest was not only panties free, on Britney’s part, it was everything free.