Just in time for Halloween, here’s another hilarious Late Night with Jimmy Fallon skit featuring “Robert Pattinson.”

Listen as the big screen vamp countdown his biggest gripes with Halloween.

“Halloween bothers me,” Fallon-as-Pattinson sulks in a faux British accent. “Costumes are stupid. Are you a werewolf? No you’re not, you’re a person. You can’t fool me. Jackass! No candy!”

“Pumpkins are dumb fat squashes,” Fallon jokes. “Candy corns are stupid. Are you a candy or are you corn?”