Jessica Simpson “Major Movie Star” “Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous” Straight-To-DVD

Jessica Simpson’s Major Movie Star will finally see the light of day in a nation where English is the primary language, well sorta.
The Private Benjamin-inspired monstrosity, panned as “possibly one of the worst movies ever made” by the talking heads at Rotten Tomatoes, will be renamed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous and released straight-to-DVD in America later this year, US Magazine reports.
Despite its bad press, the film managed to open No. 1 in Russia earlier this month. Go figure.
