Jessica and Nick back together?
I don’t know why I even care.
But when I read the headline ‘Jessica Rethinks Divorce Plans,’ I made me happier than a plate full of chicken wings.
I guess it’s the whole Newly Wed effect. I was there with everyone else watching their nutty marriage (or the part of it they allowed us to see). In any case, I was crushed to find that the headline was just a (very successful) ploy to get me to ‘click here’. In reality, Jessica just wants to change judges because she thinks the current one is ‘biased.’ As is common in Hollywood, they will likely seek a private judge. Curses!
I can’t say it’s the first time I’ve been emotionally invested in a Hollywood couple. I think the first one I took really hard - back in Jr. High - was Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. She was his uptown girl, for chrissake. After that it was Kim Bassinger and Alex Balwin, and years later Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Such a bummer.
I’m not sure why it’s so important that these relationships hold together when they rarely do for us garden variety folks. But it’s the dream I guess. I like the idea of pretty people in pretty houses having pretty relationships. And sex like porn stars.
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On December 26th 2005, Matt wrote:
Porn star sex always looks rather boring…
M
On December 28th 2005, Janis wrote:
Only people who watch a lot of porn think that… Matt.
On April 6th 2006, Joanna wrote:
YES YES!! I watched Newlyweds and I was crushed to see them split but i hope that the both of them do find away to get back together and start a family. Jessica wants kids and so does nick. It seems like the right thing for them to do is get back together!!!
On May 1st 2006, Kirsty wrote:
I really would love to see Nick and Jess get back together, they make the perfect couple. Im sure they both still love each other very much, so please guys try and find a way to make it work.
On June 19th 2006, Morgan wrote:
I came across your blog when I typed in “Jess wants Nick back” in the search bar. I saw it on a magazine headline and thought I would try to find out if they were really getting back together. Your chicken wings comment really made me laugh…because I know that I would be just as happy if they were to get back togheter. Haha.
On June 26th 2006, moneera wrote:
i was very happy with this news.i really liked this couple ..i hope they will find a way to get back together..i really love them
On September 25th 2006, Kelly wrote:
Nick is too good for Jessica, he can do much better and SMARTER.