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Jessica and Nick back together?

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I don’t know why I even care.
But when I read the headline ‘Jessica Rethinks Divorce Plans,’ I made me happier than a plate full of chicken wings.
I guess it’s the whole Newly Wed effect. I was there with everyone else watching their nutty marriage (or the part of it they allowed us to see). In any case, I was crushed to find that the headline was just a (very successful) ploy to get me to ‘click here’. In reality, Jessica just wants to change judges because she thinks the current one is ‘biased.’ As is common in Hollywood, they will likely seek a private judge. Curses!
I can’t say it’s the first time I’ve been emotionally invested in a Hollywood couple. I think the first one I took really hard – back in Jr. High – was Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. She was his uptown girl, for chrissake. After that it was Kim Bassinger and Alex Balwin, and years later Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Such a bummer.
I’m not sure why it’s so important that these relationships hold together when they rarely do for us garden variety folks. But it’s the dream I guess. I like the idea of pretty people in pretty houses having pretty relationships. And sex like porn stars.

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