Jessica Alba Baby Depression; “I’m Ugly & Fat!” Pregnant Jessica Alba Says

January 6th, 2008 by Castina

Looks like the “New Baby Blues” are starting a little early for expectant mom Jessica Alba. The engaged Fantastic Four beauty has routinely been snapped working out at the local gym since announcing that she is expecting a little bundle of joy, and for good reason; a rash of pregnancy-induced acne has Jess down in the dumps about her body image. According to tabloid reports, the actress was recently heard crying: “I’m ugly and fat!”

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On January 6th 2008, djriz wrote:

” she’s pregnant!!!!!!” wow that’s a LAUGH!!!!!
On January 16th 2008, loz wrote:

I think she will be a great mother to her kid.
On February 2nd 2008, Palm Beach Duchess wrote:

this girl is hideous!
acne, yes yes i know, hormones, but she is so rude, tacky and has ZERO talent, except when it comes to catching herpes.
i wonder if she can pass it along to the little bastard shes carrying?
god, im such a bitch ;)
but you know what? this is MY opinion! im not fat, jealous, ugly, stupid, acne-ridden ( thank GOODNESS for my dermatologist and aestitition!!!!!sp* ), or just bored. shes a walking contridiction, i cant stand her, and since she did some cheap ( ok, WHO pays a measly $300 for new years eve tix at the setai in south beach??!! ) party at the setai, wich i will NEVER go to again due to her sullied body with rancid herp pustules. gross, i cant believe people STILL find this horse-faced, pop-eyed dog even REMOTELY average.
have a great weekend everyone! :)
On February 2nd 2008, Palm Beach Duchess wrote:

rash of pregnancy-induced acne has Jess down in the dumps about her body image. According to tabloid reports, the actress was recently heard crying: “I’m ugly and fat!”
thats right! finally she sees the light.
On March 13th 2008, mrs.woodcock wrote:

palm beach bitch- you are such an evil human. its one thing to make an observation about her weight, yes she is getting huge, but to attack her child? you are a real bitch
On April 7th 2008, sally wrote:

palm beach dutches is a big fatpiesce of crap.jessica your my fav actress and you will always be beautiful.shesjust mad because she wishes she was like you. you are going to be a great mom love your biggest fan sally williams age 12
On July 27th 2008, Palm Beach Duchess wrote:

i knew id get attacked by the jesSUCKA albaTROSS worshippers. maybe if you knew ANYTHING about that cunt you MIGHT just change your tune. she disses the TROOPS!!! OUR troops! plus, she thinks she shits ice cream with golden flecks on top of the whipped cream which is her herp pustules already draining.
im not jealous, because shes an actress and im not, im actually a charity/fundraiser king of gal. im young, im 27, and i love to be on the boards of our philanthropies, and i get such a rush when we raise enough money for any of our charity events, because even though ive never wanted for anything, i know im lucky and i appreciate everything i have, and i love being able to help those less fortunate than people like me.
so go ahead and hate, but maybe you should NOT go right ahead and think im some bitch just….because….i….do….NOT….. like her!
have a good one everyone :)
On March 26th 2009, noella wrote:

Another tramp. Her shotgun marriage won’t last, and with a mother like this her kid will grow up to be a vain piece of trash.
On August 11th 2009, Susan wrote:

OH MY GOD NO OFFENSE BUT SHE IS SOOO UGLY .SHE LOOKS LIKE HER UGLY DADDY. I AM A BIG FAN OF JESSICA ALBA BUT I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER .
THIS IS ONE OF THE UGLIEST BABIES I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE .
MARIE WARREN LOOKS A LOT MORE HER DADDY ,BAD GENES .

SO SORRY JESSICA ALBA BUT YOU GOT A UGLY BABY DON’T MAKE MORE PLEASE DON’T .