Jessica Alba Baby Depression; “I’m Ugly & Fat!” Pregnant Jessica Alba Says

January 6th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Tagged as Jessica Alba

Looks like the “New Baby Blues” are starting a little early for expectant mom Jessica Alba. The engaged Fantastic Four beauty has routinely been snapped working out at the local gym since announcing that she is expecting a little bundle of joy, and for good reason; a rash of pregnancy-induced acne has Jess down in the dumps about her body image. According to tabloid reports, the actress was recently heard crying: “I’m ugly and fat!”

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6 responses so far ↓

  • djriz // Jan 6, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    ” she’s pregnant!!!!!!” wow that’s a LAUGH!!!!!

  • loz // Jan 16, 2008 at 3:53 am

    I think she will be a great mother to her kid.

  • Palm Beach Duchess // Feb 2, 2008 at 10:47 am

    this girl is hideous!
    acne, yes yes i know, hormones, but she is so rude, tacky and has ZERO talent, except when it comes to catching herpes.
    i wonder if she can pass it along to the little bastard shes carrying?
    god, im such a bitch ;)
    but you know what? this is MY opinion! im not fat, jealous, ugly, stupid, acne-ridden ( thank GOODNESS for my dermatologist and aestitition!!!!!sp* ), or just bored. shes a walking contridiction, i cant stand her, and since she did some cheap ( ok, WHO pays a measly $300 for new years eve tix at the setai in south beach??!! ) party at the setai, wich i will NEVER go to again due to her sullied body with rancid herp pustules. gross, i cant believe people STILL find this horse-faced, pop-eyed dog even REMOTELY average.
    have a great weekend everyone! :)

  • Palm Beach Duchess // Feb 2, 2008 at 10:48 am

    rash of pregnancy-induced acne has Jess down in the dumps about her body image. According to tabloid reports, the actress was recently heard crying: ā€œI’m ugly and fat!ā€
    thats right! finally she sees the light.

  • mrs.woodcock // Mar 13, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    palm beach bitch- you are such an evil human. its one thing to make an observation about her weight, yes she is getting huge, but to attack her child? you are a real bitch

  • sally // Apr 7, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    palm beach dutches is a big fatpiesce of crap.jessica your my fav actress and you will always be beautiful.shesjust mad because she wishes she was like you. you are going to be a great mom love your biggest fan sally williams age 12

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