How would you like to ring in the New Year with The Princess of Poughkeepsie? Just how much does it cost to spend a night partying with pint-sized Big Mouth Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her “sick pouf?”

Jersey Shore’s favorite “Guidette” charges $2,000 for party appearances, the rising reality star’s management at Neon Entertainment (Yes, Snooki has representation….) confirmed to NYC The Blog last week.

(Transportion costs not included……)