“Jersey Shore” Sex Tape? Ronnie Sammi Sweetheart Sex Tape Missing
Move over, Kim Kardashian! Jersey Shore: The Sex Tape is thisclose to becoming the next celebrity skin flick to take the porn world by storm.
The blogosphere is abuzz with whispers that greased-up couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, of the hit television reality series Jersey Shore, are the stars of some saucy X-rated footage that mysteriously disappeared from its resting place last week.
Snoops In-The-Know say Ronnie and Sammi are tearing their well-gelled hair and pillage drawers and cabinets to find their homemade sex tape before it falls into the wrong hands.
“[Ronnie] was flipping out the other night at a club appearance because he got a text from Sammi saying a tape they made wasn’t where they left it. I’ve never seen him so mad in all my years of knowing him.”
Not that you need reminding, but troubled lovers Sammi and Ronnie called it quits at the conclusion of the first season of the vodka-soaked MTV docu-soap. The two then quickly got back together when Season 2 of Jersey Shore went into production in Miami, but determined not to waste his time in The Sunshine State, Ronnie wasted no time hooking up with other “landmines” and liplocking with lassies behind his girlfriend’s back. Sammi was left in the dark until JWoWW and Snooki wrote an anonymous letter outting Ronnie.
Naturally, Sammi forgave Ronnie’s indiscretions and the pair have vowed to live happily ever after. You know — as long as Ronnie can keep it in his shorts and stay faithful through the week!