“Jersey Shore” Outcast Angelina Pivarnick Recording Pop Album

There’s nothing like starting the afternoon with a good chuckle. This next item oughta do the trick.

In “Gurl Bye! News,” fickle Jersey Shorer Angelina Pivarnick is readying the release of her debut album — sure to be filled with lots of giggle-inducing pop poop.

The gabby brunette — who left the MTV ratings juggernaut just weeks into the first season and later returned for the show’s second — will not appear on Jersey Shore Season 3. Instead, Ang plans to turn her focus to singing. After all, who says you need actual talent to succeed it in the music business today.

Just look at Soulja Boy.

She’s already putting down vocals on her first single. (Break out the earplugs and start stocking up on the Brain Bleach.)

“My song ‘All About Me’ is coming out,” the reality personality gushed to CelebrityChatta.com Sunday. “My phone application ‘Score A Shore Girl’ is out.”

The new season of Jersey Shore premieres this Thursday, July 29 @ 10/9c on MTV.