The often-trashy cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore raised their teacups and pinkies for a upscale makeover photoshoot snapped New York City’s Ritz-Carlton Hotel and featured in the Jan. 18 issue of In Touch Weekly, available now.

“You look like a congresswoman!” Snooki swooned at J-Woww, who runs her own style blog. Sammi “Sweetheart” Gianacola, whose favorite designer is Michael Kors, politely explained her displeasure with her makeover: “It’s a cute outfit, but it’s not my stye. I would never wear something like this!”