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If you thought the 2Gs Snooki is demanding for personal appearances was absurd, just wait until you hear how some of her Jersey Shore co-stars are hoping to cash in. The cast of MTV’s buzzed-about new reality series are charging up to $7,500 per star to make appearances at nightclubs and parties across the country, E! Online has learned.

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“We get the most requests for Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and Paul ‘Pauly D’ DelVecchi. They’re about $7,500 per person,” Michael Schweiger of CEG Talent told the site Monday. “That doesn’t include hotel rooms and air or ground transportation costs that must be covered by the requester.”

For reality fans working on a budget, there are a few cheaper castmates available for elbow-rubbing and keg-sharing: Ronnie and Vinnie are about $3,500 per appearance and Jenni ‘J-Woww’ can be rented for just $5,000.

“We’re starting to see a lot more requests for Jenni,” Schweiger added. “We’re booked through May and June.”

Jersey Shore stars a group of twentysomething simpletons dancing, pump ironing, and partying — a lot — in the shore town of Seaside Heights. The series airs Thursday @ 10 PM on MTV.