With Charlie Sheen skipping towards Gomorrah and “winning” his way to face-to-face meeting with the inside of a psych ward, it looks like producers of CBS’ Two and A Half Men are on the hunt for a new man to take over the role of hedonistic jungle writer Charlie Harper.

In a hilarious faux audition, coming courtesy of FunnyOrDie.com, actor Jerry O’Connell lets us know why he’s just the man for the job.

“I have tiger blood but I have a puma mind. Don’t get mad at me because I’m having a better life than you. You’re all just mad because I’m having a better life than you.”