“Baywatch” Star Jeremy Jackson Links Bottled Water To Bisexuality (The World Chuckles…)
Remember cute little Hobie from Baywatch? So do we! Ever wonder whatever happened to him?
Well, in true child star style, Jeremy Jackson grew up to become a meth head, who kicked the habit only to take up an interest in steroids.
Ah — the fabric of our lives.
So with no acting jobs on the horizon (not since he starred in an erectile dysfunction nasal spray commercial down in Australia), the washed up former heartthrob has signed up for a stint on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
And boy, does he make for good viewing!
In the show’s most recent installment, Jeremy amazed a series staffer by revealing that he won’t drink bottled water because the plastic causes “cancer and bisexuality.”
Shelly: “What about bottled water? Are you okay with bottled water?”
Jeremy: “I…um… You know, in a pinch.”
Shelly: “In a pinch? (Laughs) What do you mean? What’s wrong with bottled water?”
Jeremy: “That plastic bleaches and causes cancer. And, uh, bisexuality it’s been linked to directly…”
Shelly: “Minerals in water causes bisexuality…”
Jeremy: “Yeah…”
