Jenny McCarthy’s Son Called Cops on Her — Twice

Filing this item under “Even Your Kid Knows You’re an Idiot…”

It appears Jenny McCarthy’s latest entertainment venture — a SiriusXM Radio gabfest titled Dirty, Sexy, Funny — will be filled with tons of tidbits about the one-time Playboy Playmate. You know, her pending marriage to Donny Wahlberg, her “alleged” feud with actress cousin Melissa McCarthy…and that time her own son tried to turn her over to the law.

Make that two times.

Jenny, who exits her role as a panelist on The View next month, shared a couple of stories about her 12-year-old son during the inaugural taping of the program. According to McCarthy, Evan, who is autistic, once dialed 911 to report his mom for texting while driving.

“We’re driving in the car and of course I text and drive. He called the police on me and said, ‘My mom is texting and driving right now.”

Jenny’s response: Chucking the device out of the car window.

But that wasn’t the only time Evan called the police about one of Jenny’s mindless antics. The busty blonde also recalled a time she snuck out of the house for a smoke, leaving an anxious Evan unable to find her. Yeah, not a smart move:

“He called 911 and said, ‘I am alone in the house. My mom abandoned me.’ I go back in the house and it’s 911 and they’re like, ‘Your child just called. Is there an emergency?’ I’m like, ‘What? No! Everything is fine.'”