The sometimes unlucky-in-love Jennifer Love Hewitt will immortalize her greatest love lessons in a new relationship manual, The Dog Ate Cupid, debuting later this year. If you decide to pick it up, be sure to check out the chapter on decorating your catbag with crystals. On last night’s Lopez Tonight, J. Love recalled a heartbreaking split with a former flame. To cheer herself up, the Ghost Whisperer star allowed a friend to “Swarovski-crystal her precious lady.”

“It shined like a disco ball!” she beamed. “I have a whole chapter in there about how women should vajazzle their va-jay-jays.” Jennifer enjoyed the experience so much that she continues to regularly decorate her crotch. “I haven’t had any complaints,” the beauty teased.